Beer math:

Man1: Do you drink?
Man2: Yes.

Man1: How much a day?
Man2: Three 6 packs.

Man1: How much per 6 pack?
Man2: About $10.00.

Man1: And how long have you been drinking?
Man2: 15 years.

Man1: So one 6 pack costs $10.00, and you have 3 packs a day which puts your spending each month at $900. In one year, it would be $10,800...correct?
Man2: Correct.

Man1: If in 1 year you spend $10,800 not accounting for inflation, the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 correct?
Man2: Correct.

Man1: Do you know that if you hadn't drank, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 15 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man2: Do you drink?
Man1: No.

Man2: So where's your frigging Ferrari?

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